Stoney Legal Lean Shot – 25ml

1. Stoney Legal Lean Shot — 25 ml

A 25 ml shot containing 100 mg of Mitragyna speciosa extract — kratom — in a sweetened, flavoured and coloured base. It is formulated to be drinkable rather than bitter, which is the main thing separating it from every other kratom liquid on this site.

Reported character is relaxed, dreamy and euphoric. Half a bottle is described by the maker as the mild option and a whole one as full relaxation, with a stated maximum of two shots a day.

We need to say something about the name before anything else, because it is the reason many people pick this bottle up.

2. Specifications

3. “Legal Lean” — what this is and is not

“Lean”, also called purple drank or sizzurp, refers to prescription cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine mixed with soft drink. It is a controlled combination, it is associated with a substantial number of deaths, and it is not what is in this bottle.

• There is no codeine here. None. Codeine is a controlled opioid available only on prescription.
• There is no promethazine here. None.
• What there is, is 100 mg of kratom extract, plus sweetener, flavouring, citric acid and two food colourings that give it the purple appearance the name is gesturing at.
• The name is doing marketing work, and we would rather explain it than let it set an expectation the product cannot meet.
• That said, kratom is not a nothing. Its alkaloids act at the body’s opioid receptors, which is a real pharmacological point of contact with what the name references — and it is exactly why the cautions below are serious.

3.1 What is actually in the bottle

3.2 How to take it

1. Shake it well before opening.
2. Half a bottle first if you have not had it before. The maker’s own guidance and ours.
3. Wait a full hour before considering the rest.
4. Two shots a day is the stated maximum, and with a kratom product a maximum is a ceiling rather than a target.
5. Never with alcohol. This is on the label and it is the most important line on it.

4. Cautions

• Not for anyone under 18, pregnant or breastfeeding.
• Kratom acts on the body’s opioid receptors. Regular use can lead to tolerance, dependence and withdrawal — this is well documented and is the single most important thing to know before starting.
• Do not combine with alcohol, sedatives, opioid medication or other central nervous system depressants. This combination is where serious harm occurs.
• Do not use if you have heart, lung, liver or kidney problems, high or low blood pressure, or diabetes, without medical advice.
• Do not drive or operate machinery after use.
• Kratom is restricted or banned in several European countries and under active regulatory review elsewhere. Check your local law before ordering.
• Keep out of reach of children and pets.
• A sweet, drinkable format removes the natural brake that bitterness provides. With a bitter kratom liquid, taste limits how much you take. Here nothing does except you.

There is no codeine and no promethazine in this bottle. There is 100 mg of kratom, sweetener and two food colourings. The name is marketing.