Crazy Gorilla 5 plus 2 Pack

Balanced euphoric + relaxing effects, 55–65 day flowering and heavy yields — ideal for first-time and experienced home growers.

Quick Facts

Why Grow Crazy Gorilla?

Crazy Gorilla packs legendary Gorilla potency into a fast-flowering, robust plant that rewards first-time growers with big buds and a balanced euphoric/relaxing high. This strain combines the best of Gorilla genetics with stress-resistant characteristics that forgive beginner mistakes while delivering premium results that satisfy experienced cultivators.

Genetics & Origin

Crazy Gorilla belongs to the celebrated Gorilla/Glue family tree, inheriting the heavy resin production, dense trichome coverage, and powerful effects that made this lineage legendary. The Gorilla heritage typically traces back to Chem’s Sister, Sour Diesel, and Chocolate Diesel genetics, creating the foundation for exceptional THC production and robust growth patterns.

These stable phenotypes have been bred for homogeneity and stress resistance, ensuring consistent results across different growing environments. The genetics drive the strain’s impressive resin production, compact heavy buds, and the balanced high that combines cerebral euphoria with deep physical relaxation.

Key Genetic Advantages:

– Stable phenotype expression with minimal variation
– Enhanced stress resistance for beginner forgiveness
– Optimized for both indoor and outdoor cultivation
– Bred for consistent high THC production

Taste, Aroma & Effects

Flavor Profile

Crazy Gorilla delivers a complex sensory experience that unfolds in distinct layers. The initial hit presents a bold diesel and earthy foundation, immediately followed by rich chocolate and coffee undertones that add depth and sophistication. The experience concludes with a sweet resin finish, often accompanied by subtle pine and sour citrus notes that linger pleasantly.

Flavor Journey:
– Initial: Bold diesel/earth hit
– Mid-notes: Chocolate/coffee undertones
– Finish: Sweet resin with pine and citrus accents

Appearance

Mature Crazy Gorilla buds showcase the classic Gorilla family characteristics: exceptionally dense, resin-coated buds that glisten with amber trichomes. The dark green base color often develops stunning purple hues during late flowering, creating a visually striking contrast against the thick layer of crystalline trichomes.

Effects & Duration

Onset: 5-15 minutes (inhalation) / 30-90 minutes (edibles)
Peak Duration: 2-3 hours
Total Duration: 4-6 hours

The effects begin with an immediate euphoric uplift that enhances mood and creativity, gradually transitioning into a relaxing body stone that doesn’t overwhelm. Many users report clear-headed periods during the experience, making it suitable for both recreational and functional use.

Recommended Uses:
– Recreation: Social sessions, creative projects, evening relaxation
– Wellness: Stress relief, sleep aid, mood enhancement
– Therapeutic: Potential relief from tension and minor discomfort

Important: High THC content – start with small amounts and wait 20-30 minutes before increasing dose.

Complete Grow Guide — Seed to Harvest

Quick Start Essentials

Germination: Paper towel method or rapid rooter cubes at 20-25°C
Growing Medium: Quality organic soil or soil-less mix with light nutrients
Lighting: 18/6 vegetative, 12/12 flowering (indoor)
Container Size: 7-11L indoor, 20L+ outdoor
Total Cycle: 9-10 weeks from flowering flip

Week-by-Week Growth Diary

Week 0: Germination to Seedling

Begin with the paper towel method, maintaining 70% humidity and temperatures between 20-25°C. Tap roots typically emerge within 24-48 hours. Once planted, maintain gentle airflow and avoid overwatering during the delicate seedling phase.

Weeks 1-3: Seedling to Early Vegetative

First true leaves appear, showing the characteristic Gorilla genetics with slightly serrated edges. Transplant timing is crucial – wait until roots circle the starter container. Introduce gentle airflow and begin with quarter-strength nutrients.

Weeks 4-6: Vegetative Growth & Pre-flower

Node spacing tightens as the plant develops its structure. This is the optimal time for low-stress training (LST) or SCROG techniques to control stretch and maximize canopy distribution. Target height control becomes important for indoor grows.

Weeks 7-10: Flowering Phase

Bud set begins rapidly, with white pistils appearing at branch intersections. Trichome development accelerates significantly during mid-flower. Adjust feeding schedule to reduce nitrogen while increasing phosphorus and potassium. Monitor humidity carefully to prevent mold.

Final 7-14 Days: Maturation

Reduce nutrients and begin flushing process. Pistils change from white to orange/brown, and trichomes transition from clear to milky white. For euphoric effects, harvest when trichomes are mostly milky; for more sedating effects, wait for 10-20% amber trichomes.

Post-Harvest: Curing Process

Proper curing is essential for optimal flavor and effects. Maintain 60-65% humidity in curing jars, burping daily for the first week, then every few days for 2-4 weeks minimum. Use humidity control packs to maintain consistent conditions.

Indoor vs Outdoor Cultivation

Indoor Growing:
– Expected yields: 600-700 g/m² with optimized environment
– Full environmental control allows for maximum quality
– Harvest timing: 55-65 days from flowering flip
– Recommended light schedule maintains consistent photoperiod

Outdoor Growing:
– Peak yields: up to 600 g/plant in full-sun climates
– Natural photoperiod triggers flowering in late summer
– Harvest timeframe: typically September to early October
– Weather protection may be needed during final weeks

Training & Pruning Recommendations

Low-Stress Training (LST): Begin during early vegetative growth to create an even canopy and maximize light penetration.

SCROG (Screen of Green): Highly effective for indoor grows, allowing precise canopy control and increased yield potential.

Selective Defoliation: Remove lower fan leaves blocking bud sites, but avoid excessive defoliation which can stress the plant.

Note: Avoid high-stress techniques like topping unless you have experience, as Crazy Gorilla responds better to gentle training methods.

Nutrient & Environmental Guidelines

Vegetative Phase:
– NPK ratio: 3-1-2 approximately
– EC: 1.2-1.6 / PPM: 600-800
– pH: 6.0-6.8 (soil) / 5.8-6.2 (hydro)
– Temperature: 22-26°C
– Humidity: 60-70%

Flowering Phase:
– NPK ratio: 1-3-2 approximately
– EC: 1.6-2.0 / PPM: 800-1000
– pH: 6.0-6.8 (soil) / 5.8-6.2 (hydro)
– Temperature: 20-24°C
– Humidity: 40-50%

Troubleshooting Common Issues

Nutrient Deficiencies

Nitrogen Deficiency: Yellowing lower leaves during late flower is normal; during vegetative growth, increase nitrogen content gradually.

Phosphorus Deficiency: Purple stems and slow growth, especially in cooler conditions. Increase phosphorus and check root zone temperature.

Potassium Deficiency: Burnt leaf edges and poor bud development. Increase potassium feeds and ensure proper pH levels.

Environmental Stress

Heat Stress: Leaf curling and bleached buds indicate excessive heat. Improve airflow, increase light distance, or add cooling.

Light Burn: Upper leaves turning yellow/white. Reduce light intensity or increase distance from canopy.

Humidity Issues: High humidity can cause mold; low humidity increases transpiration stress. Maintain proper ventilation and monitoring.

Pest Management

Spider Mites: Fine webbing and stippled leaves. Increase humidity and use predatory insects or organic miticides.

Thrips: Silver streaks on leaves. Yellow sticky traps and beneficial insects provide effective control.

Fungus Gnats: Flying insects around soil. Reduce watering frequency and use beneficial nematodes in soil.

Compare Gorilla Strains

Why Choose Crazy Gorilla? Fast flowering combined with high yield and stress resistance makes it ideal for first-timers who want impressive results without extensive experience.

Medical & Responsible Use

Potential Therapeutic Benefits

Based on user reports, Crazy Gorilla may provide relief for various conditions, though individual results vary significantly. Common reported benefits include stress and anxiety reduction, sleep aid assistance, and minor pain relief. The balanced effects profile makes it suitable for both daytime creativity and evening relaxation.

Dosage Guidance:
– Beginners: Start with 1-2 mg THC equivalent or one small inhalation
– Wait Time: 20-30 minutes before increasing dose
– Microdosing: Consider rotating with CBD-rich strains for tolerance management

Safety Considerations

Possible Side Effects: Dry mouth, dry eyes, increased heart rate, or anxiety at high doses.

Contraindications: Avoid combining with alcohol or sedative medications. Consult healthcare providers regarding prescription drug interactions.

Special Populations: Older users and those new to cannabis should start with lower doses and ensure a comfortable, supportive environment.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Crazy Gorilla the same as Gorilla Glue?

Crazy Gorilla belongs to the Gorilla/Glue family but represents a specific phenotype bred for faster flowering and enhanced stress resistance. While sharing similar potency and effects, Crazy Gorilla offers improved growing characteristics for home cultivators.

What type of seeds are included?

The 5+2 pack contains 7 feminized seeds total (5 purchased + 2 bonus seeds), ensuring all plants will be female and produce the desired flowers.

How long from seed to harvest?

Total cultivation time typically ranges from 14-18 weeks, including 4-6 weeks vegetative growth and 8-10 weeks flowering, depending on growing conditions and desired maturity.

Can complete beginners successfully grow Crazy Gorilla?

Yes, Crazy Gorilla is specifically bred for stress resistance and forgiveness. Following basic guidelines for lighting, watering, and nutrients will typically produce successful results.

How potent is Crazy Gorilla compared to other strains?

With 22-24% THC (occasionally reaching 28%), Crazy Gorilla ranks among high-potency strains. New users should approach with caution and start with minimal doses.

What about legal considerations?

Cannabis laws vary significantly by location. Verify local and federal regulations before purchasing, growing, or possessing cannabis seeds or plants.

How should I store unused seeds?

Store seeds in a cool, dark, dry location. Refrigerator storage in a sealed container with silica gel packets maintains viability for extended periods.

What’s your germination guarantee?

Seeds are tested for viability, though germination rates can vary based on storage and handling conditions. Contact customer service for specific guarantee terms and replacement policies.

Growing Resources & Downloads

Recommended Tools

– pH testing kit and adjustment solutions
– TDS/EC meter for nutrient monitoring
– Digital thermometer/hygrometer combination
– Magnifying glass for trichome inspection
– Quality ventilation fans and carbon filter

Environmental Monitoring

Successful cultivation requires consistent monitoring of temperature, humidity, pH, and nutrient levels. Investment in digital monitoring equipment pays dividends in final quality and yield.

Harvest Timing Guide

Trichome color provides the most accurate harvest timing indicator:
– Clear trichomes: Too early, low potency
– Milky white trichomes: Peak THC, euphoric effects
– Amber trichomes: More sedating, body-focused effects

Legal & Shipping Information

Seeds are sold for souvenir and research purposes only. Customers are responsible for understanding and complying with local laws regarding cannabis cultivation and possession. All orders ship discreetly with no external identifying marks or references to contents.

Important: Verify local regulations before germinating seeds, as laws vary significantly between jurisdictions.

Results may vary based on growing conditions, experience level, and environmental factors. THC percentages and yields represent typical ranges under optimal conditions.