Gorilla Glue Brownie

Product Overview

Rich chocolate brownie infused with Gorilla Glue terpenes — full cannabis aroma and flavor, zero psychoactive effects.

Quick Facts:

• Net weight: 50g per piece | Single serving brownie
• Terpene-infused with authentic Gorilla Glue profile — 0% THC / 0% CBD
• Contains: wheat, eggs, dairy | May contain traces of nuts
• Third-party lab tested with Certificate of Analysis available
• Recommended serving: 1/2 to 1 piece | Approximately 180 calories per serving

Experience the distinctive aroma and complex flavor profile of the legendary Gorilla Glue cannabis strain without any psychoactive effects. This gourmet brownie captures the essence of one of the most recognizable cannabis cultivars through carefully extracted food-grade terpenes, delivering an authentic sensory experience that appeals to flavor enthusiasts and wellness-conscious consumers alike.

Perfect for those seeking the full cannabis experience without intoxication, our Gorilla Glue Brownie offers a legal alternative that maintains the strain’s characteristic earthy, pungent notes while providing the rich satisfaction of premium chocolate. Whether you’re avoiding THC for legal reasons, personal preference, or professional requirements, this brownie delivers the aromatic complexity you crave.

Key Features:

• Authentic Gorilla Glue terpene profile extracted from genuine cannabis strains
• Premium dark chocolate base with 65% cocoa content for rich, complex flavor
• Zero psychoactive compounds — completely legal and safe for daily consumption
• Small-batch production ensuring consistent quality and potency
• Comprehensive third-party testing for purity and safety verification

What Is This Brownie?

This gourmet brownie represents a breakthrough in cannabis-inspired culinary products. Created using food-grade terpenes extracted specifically from Gorilla Glue phenotype cannabis plants, each brownie contains absolutely no THC or CBD while preserving the strain’s distinctive aromatic signature. The terpenes are carefully incorporated during the final mixing stage of our small-batch baking process, ensuring even distribution and optimal flavor preservation.

Our manufacturing process begins with a premium chocolate brownie base made from Belgian dark chocolate and organic flour. The Gorilla Glue terpene blend is then precisely measured and integrated into the batter at controlled temperatures to maintain terpene integrity. This method ensures that each brownie delivers consistent flavor and aroma while meeting strict food safety standards.

Legally classified as a specialty food product, this brownie contains no controlled substances and is intended purely as a culinary experience. The product undergoes rigorous testing to confirm zero THC and CBD content, making it suitable for consumption without concerns about drug testing or legal restrictions.

Understanding Terpenes — The Science Behind the Flavor

What are terpenes and why do they matter?

Terpenes are naturally occurring aromatic compounds found throughout the plant kingdom, responsible for the distinctive scents and flavors in everything from citrus fruits to pine trees, lavender, and cannabis. These volatile organic compounds serve as nature’s flavor and fragrance system, and when used in food products, they’re generally recognized as safe by regulatory authorities.

Gorilla Glue Terpene Profile:

• Myrcene (20-30%): Provides the earthy, musky base notes with subtle herbal undertones that create the strain’s characteristic “dank” aroma
• Limonene (15-25%): Contributes bright citrus highlights that balance the earthiness with refreshing lemon-pine notes
• Caryophyllene (10-20%): Delivers spicy, peppery warmth with hints of clove and black pepper complexity
• Pinene (5-15%): Adds crisp pine forest freshness that enhances the overall cannabis authenticity

Note: Exact percentages verified through our Certificate of Analysis available for download

The terpene experience differs fundamentally from THC or CBD effects. While cannabinoids interact with the body’s endocannabinoid system to produce physiological changes, terpenes primarily affect the olfactory system and taste receptors. They may contribute to perceived mood enhancement through aromatherapy principles, but they don’t produce intoxication or altered consciousness at food-grade concentrations.

Sensory & Flavor Experience

Aroma Profile:
The moment you unwrap this brownie, you’re greeted with an authentic Gorilla Glue nose that cannabis connoisseurs will immediately recognize. The initial impression delivers those characteristic “gassy” top notes — a pungent, fuel-like quality that’s become synonymous with premium cannabis. This intensity quickly gives way to deeper earthy undertones reminiscent of fresh soil and pine forests, while subtle citrus highlights dance around the edges, providing brightness that prevents the aroma from becoming overwhelming.

The chocolate base adds a rich, roasted backdrop that complements rather than masks the terpene complexity. Belgian dark chocolate contributes notes of vanilla, coffee, and subtle smokiness that harmonize beautifully with the cannabis-derived aromatics.

Taste Journey:
Each bite reveals layers of flavor that evolve on the palate. The initial chocolate richness provides familiar comfort, followed immediately by the distinctive Gorilla Glue flavor profile. The earthy myrcene creates a savory foundation that’s both grounding and sophisticated, while limonene brightens the mid-palate with zesty citrus notes that prevent flavor fatigue.

The caryophyllene adds warming spice that tingles slightly on the tongue, creating complexity that keeps you coming back for more. Unlike traditional brownies that rely primarily on sweetness, this creation offers a more mature flavor profile with savory elements that appeal to sophisticated palates.

Texture & Finish:
Dense yet tender with a fudgy consistency, each brownie provides satisfying substance without being overly heavy. The finish lingers with gentle pine and pepper notes, leaving a clean, pleasant aftertaste that doesn’t overwhelm or compete with subsequent flavors.

Perfect Pairings:

• Coffee & Espresso: The bitter notes complement the earthy terpenes while chocolate enhances the coffee’s richness
• Herbal Teas: Chamomile or lavender tea provides soothing contrast to the brownie’s intensity
• Craft Beer: Porter or stout styles echo the earthy complexity while cleansing the palate
• Red Wine: Light to medium-bodied reds like Pinot Noir or Sangiovese complement without overpowering
• Dark Chocolate Milk: Enhances the chocolate notes while providing cooling relief from terpene intensity

Ingredients, Nutrition & Allergen Information

Premium Ingredient List:
Organic unbleached flour, Belgian dark chocolate (65% cocoa), organic cane sugar, free-range eggs, grass-fed butter, organic vanilla extract, sea salt, aluminum-free baking powder, food-grade Gorilla Glue terpene blend (myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene, pinene), organic cocoa powder.

Nutrition Facts (per serving – 1/2 brownie, 25g):

• Calories: 180
• Total Fat: 12g
• Saturated Fat: 7g
• Cholesterol: 35mg
• Sodium: 85mg
• Total Carbohydrates: 18g
• Dietary Fiber: 3g
• Sugars: 14g
• Protein: 4g

Allergen Information:

• Contains: Wheat (gluten), eggs, dairy (milk, butter)
• May contain traces of: Tree nuts, soy (due to shared facility processing)
• Free from: Artificial preservatives, synthetic colors, high fructose corn syrup

Clean Label Commitment:
We source only food-grade terpenes from reputable suppliers who specialize in cannabis-derived aromatics. Our terpene blend contains no synthetic cannabinoids, artificial cannabis flavoring, or added THC/CBD. All ingredients meet organic standards where possible, and we maintain strict quality controls throughout the production process.

Safety, Testing & Transparency

Safety & testing you can trust

Comprehensive Laboratory Testing:
Every batch undergoes rigorous third-party testing at ISO-certified laboratories to ensure complete safety and compliance. Our testing protocol includes:

• Cannabinoid Analysis: Confirms absolute 0.00% THC and 0.00% CBD through advanced HPLC testing with detection limits of 0.01%
• Terpene Profile Verification: Quantifies each terpene concentration to ensure consistency and authenticity
• Heavy Metals Screening: Tests for lead, mercury, cadmium, and arsenic to meet strict food safety standards
• Pesticide Residue Testing: Comprehensive panel screening for over 200 potential contaminants
• Microbial Safety: Tests for yeast, mold, E. coli, and Salmonella to ensure food safety
• Solvent Residue Analysis: Verifies absence of extraction solvents in terpene components

Manufacturing Standards:
Our production facility operates under Good Manufacturing Practices (GMP) and Hazard Analysis Critical Control Points (HACCP) protocols. We maintain FDA food facility registration and follow strict sanitation procedures. Each batch receives lot-specific tracking for complete traceability from ingredient sourcing through final packaging.

Storage & Shelf Life:

• Unopened shelf life: 6 months from production date when stored in cool, dry conditions below 70°F
• After opening: Best consumed within 7 days; refrigerate in airtight container to preserve aroma and texture
• Freezing guidance: Can be frozen for up to 3 months; wrap individually to prevent freezer burn and aroma loss

Certificate of Analysis Access:
Complete lab reports are available for download, including specific batch testing data with laboratory name, testing dates, and detailed results. Our commitment to transparency means every customer can verify product safety and composition.

Usage, Serving & Pairing Suggestions

Portion Guidance:
For first-time consumers, we recommend starting with half a brownie (25g) to gauge your sensitivity to the intense terpene flavors and aromatics. While this product produces no intoxication, some individuals may find the cannabis aroma overwhelming initially. Regular cannabis users will likely enjoy a full brownie portion, while those new to terpene-infused foods should approach gradually.

Optimal Consumption Times:

• Evening Relaxation: Perfect for unwinding after work when you want cannabis flavor without impairment
• Social Gatherings: Ideal for cannabis-themed tastings or dinners where guests want to experience strain flavors safely
• Mindful Indulgence: Excellent for meditation sessions or quiet moments when you want to focus on sensory experience
• Educational Purposes: Great for learning about terpene profiles and cannabis flavor without psychoactive effects

Storage Recommendations:
Store in original packaging in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Avoid storing near strong-smelling items as the brownie can absorb external odors. For maximum freshness, place in an airtight container after opening and consume within one week. Refrigeration extends freshness but may slightly mute terpene aromatics — allow to return to room temperature before consumption for optimal flavor experience.

Serving Occasions & Lifestyle Integration:
This brownie fits perfectly into cannabis appreciation culture without the complications of THC consumption. It’s ideal for designated drivers at cannabis events, professionals who face drug testing, medical patients who want flavor without cannabinoid interactions, and curious consumers exploring cannabis culture safely. The product also serves as an excellent gift for cannabis enthusiasts who appreciate authentic strain flavors.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will this brownie get me high?
No, this product contains absolutely no THC or CBD as confirmed by third-party laboratory testing. Terpenes are aromatic compounds that provide flavor and scent but produce no psychoactive effects at food consumption levels. You can enjoy the authentic Gorilla Glue experience without any intoxication or impairment.

Are terpenes safe to consume?
Yes, food-grade terpenes are widely used in the food and beverage industry as natural flavoring agents. They’re generally recognized as safe (GRAS) by regulatory authorities when used at appropriate concentrations. Our terpenes are sourced from reputable suppliers and used at levels consistent with standard food flavoring practices.

How are the terpenes added to the brownie?
The terpene blend is carefully incorporated into the brownie batter during the final mixing stage before baking. This method ensures even distribution throughout each brownie while preserving terpene integrity through controlled temperature exposure. The process maintains optimal flavor while meeting food safety standards.

Is this product legal everywhere?
Since our brownie contains no controlled cannabinoids (0% THC/CBD), it’s legal under federal law in the United States. However, local and state regulations may vary, and international laws differ significantly. Customers should verify local compliance before purchasing, especially for international shipping.

What allergens should I be aware of?
This product contains wheat (gluten), eggs, and dairy products. It’s manufactured in a facility that also processes tree nuts and soy, so cross-contamination is possible. If you have severe allergies to any of these ingredients, please consult with healthcare providers before consumption.

Can I give this to children or pets?
No, this product is intended for adult consumption only. Keep out of reach of children and pets. While non-intoxicating, the intense cannabis aroma and adult-oriented flavor profile make it inappropriate for minors. Store securely and treat with the same caution you’d use for any specialty food product.

What if I’m sensitive to strong cannabis smells?
This brownie emphasizes authentic Gorilla Glue aroma, which can be quite intense. If you’re sensitive to cannabis scents, start with a very small portion to test your tolerance. The chocolate helps balance the intensity, but the terpene profile remains pronounced throughout the experience.

Where can I find the lab test results?
Complete Certificates of Analysis are available for download on our website, including batch-specific testing data. Each COA includes the testing laboratory name, testing dates, and detailed results for cannabinoids, terpenes, contaminants, and safety parameters.

What Makes Our Brownie Special

Unique Selling Propositions:

Laboratory-Verified Zero THC/CBD:
Unlike many products that claim to be THC-free, ours undergoes rigorous testing with detection limits of 0.01% to ensure complete absence of psychoactive compounds. This verification provides confidence for consumers who need absolute certainty about cannabinoid content.

Authentic Strain-Specific Terpene Profile:
Our Gorilla Glue terpenes are extracted from genuine cannabis plants of this specific phenotype, not synthetic recreations or generic “cannabis” flavoring. This authenticity delivers the true strain experience that cannabis connoisseurs recognize and appreciate.

Gourmet Chocolate Foundation:
We start with premium Belgian dark chocolate containing 65% cocoa, providing a sophisticated base that complements rather than masks the terpene complexity. This quality foundation ensures the brownie stands alone as a gourmet treat beyond its cannabis-inspired elements.

Comprehensive Safety Testing:
Our testing goes beyond basic cannabinoid verification to include heavy metals, pesticides, microbials, and solvent residues. This thoroughness addresses safety concerns that basic testing might miss, providing complete peace of mind.

Transparent Manufacturing Process:
We openly share our production methods, ingredient sourcing, and quality control procedures. This transparency builds trust and allows customers to make informed decisions about their consumption choices.

Educational Approach:
Rather than simply selling a product, we provide comprehensive education about terpenes, cannabis flavors, and safe consumption practices. This approach serves customers who want to understand what they’re experiencing rather than just consuming blindly.

Legal & Safety Notice

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. No medical claims are made regarding terpene consumption. This product contains no controlled substances and produces no psychoactive effects. Always consult local laws and regulations regarding cannabis-related products before purchase or consumption. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Individual sensitivity to aromatics may vary.