Girl Scout Cannabis Cookies

Girl Scout Cannabis Cookies — Terpene-Infused, 0% THC/CBD

Iconic GSC flavor — worry‑free, non‑psychoactive

• Signature GSC terpene profile (caryophyllene / myrcene / limonene)
• 0.0% THC & 0.0% CBD (lab-tested)
• Gourmet cookie texture: chewy center, crisp edge
• Designed for flavor-first wellness & sober-curious lifestyles
• Clean ingredients; transparent lab certificates

Product Overview

A gourmet cookie inspired by the legendary Girl Scout Cookies strain—infused with the strain’s signature terpenes (caryophyllene, myrcene, limonene) for sweet, earthy, minty notes. Non‑psychoactive: contains no THC or CBD; lab-tested for purity.

Inspired by the iconic Girl Scout Cookies flavor profile, our terpene‑infused cookies deliver that familiar “cookie dough, vanilla, earthy‑mint” aroma and taste without cannabinoids. Instead of THC or CBD, we use a precise blend of food‑grade, strain‑accurate terpenes—caryophyllene (peppery spice), myrcene (herbal, earthy), and limonene (bright citrus)—to recreate the legendary profile. Each artisan cookie is baked with premium ingredients for a chewy center and crisp edge. Perfect for gifting, sober-curious get-togethers, or anyone who loves bold, nostalgic flavor. Non‑psychoactive, globally compliant, and lab‑tested for 0.0% THC/CBD.

The GSC Flavor Journey

From First Whiff to Last Bite

Open the tin: warm vanilla, a breath of mint, then an undercurrent of earthy cookie dough beckons your senses into a familiar yet elevated experience.

Aroma on Open: Warm vanilla and sweet cookie dough create the foundation, while bright citrus top notes dance above, reminiscent of opening a premium bakery box filled with artisanal treats.

First Bite: The texture delivers immediately—a perfectly chewy, buttery dough with hints of vanilla and subtle baking spice that coat your palate. The initial sweetness balances beautifully with complex undertones.

Mid-Palate: Here’s where the magic happens. The herbal, earthy myrcene note emerges, creating that signature “doughy” depth, while a gentle peppery warmth from caryophyllene adds sophisticated complexity reminiscent of high-end spice blends.

Finish: A refreshing citrus lift from limonene cleanses the palate, followed by a soft minty afterglow that lingers pleasantly, inviting another thoughtful bite.

Serving Sensory Cues: Best enjoyed slowly, with a warm beverage, or paired with bright citrus tea to accentuate the limonene’s uplifting qualities.

Product Specifications

• Net Weight: 6 cookies / 180g
• Serving Size: 1 cookie (recommended)
• Terpene Content: 15mg total terpenes per cookie
• Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene
• THC: Non‑detectable / 0.0% (LOQ < 0.01%)
• CBD: Non‑detectable / 0.0%
• Shelf Life: 12 months sealed, store in cool dry place
• Storage: Keep sealed; refrigerate to extend freshness
• Allergens: Contains wheat, dairy, eggs
• Manufactured: USA in certified food facility
• Batch-Tested: Yes — COA available for each batch

GSC Terpene Profile — What You Taste & Why It Matters

Caryophyllene

Flavor/Aroma: Black pepper, spicy, warm
Role in GSC Cookie: Adds a peppery, baking-spice backbone and gentle warmth that creates depth
Functional Notes: Associated with calming warmth in aromatherapy contexts

Myrcene

Flavor/Aroma: Herbal, earthy, clove-like, “doughy”
Role in GSC Cookie: Creates the signature cookie-dough, vanilla depth that defines the GSC experience
Functional Notes: Commonly perceived as grounding and earthy

Limonene

Flavor/Aroma: Lemon, bright citrus zest
Role in GSC Cookie: Provides top-note brightness; lifts the finish and cleanses the palate
Functional Notes: Uplifting and cleansing aroma association

All terpenes are food-grade and used at flavor-safe concentrations; formulated for taste, not effect.

What This Is (And What It Isn’t)

Terpene Cookie vs THC Edible vs Regular Cookie — At a Glance

Our cookie combines the best of flavor innovation (strain-accurate terpenes) with the safety of a traditional baked good.

How to Enjoy

Use Cases

• Sober-curious social gatherings
• Flavor-forward gifting (nostalgia + novelty)
• Mindful snacking (paired with tea or meditation)
• Culinary garnish (crumb over ice cream)

Pairing Suggestions

Beverages: Earl Grey or Jasmine tea complements myrcene and vanilla notes; sparkling citrus water accentuates limonene; dark roast coffee brings forward caryophyllene spice

Cheese & Snack Pairings: Mild cheddar or mascarpone balances sweetness; dark chocolate shards create sophisticated contrast

Simple Recipes & Rituals

Tea & Cookie Ritual: Warm your tea, savor the cookie’s aroma first, then take a small bite—pause to note the minty-citrus finish developing on your palate.

Dessert Topper: Crumble one cookie over vanilla gelato, garnish with candied orange for enhanced citrus lift that plays beautifully with limonene.

Cocktail Garnish: Use cookie crumbs as a rim for dessert-style cocktails or mocktails, adding aromatic complexity.

Serving Guidance: Start with one cookie; meant for flavor enjoyment. Not intended as a medicinal product.

Ingredients & Storage

Ingredients

Wheat flour, butter, cane sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, brown sugar, baking soda, food‑grade terpene blend (caryophyllene, myrcene, limonene), sea salt, natural flavors

Allergens

Contains: Wheat, milk, eggs
May Contain: Tree nuts (facility processes tree nuts)

Nutrition Information (Per Cookie)

Calories: 145 | Fat: 8g | Carbohydrates: 18g | Protein: 2g | Sugar: 12g

Storage Instructions

Store in sealed container at room temperature up to 14 days; refrigerate for extended freshness up to 30 days. Best consumed within 7 days of opening for optimal flavor and texture.

Safety & Testing — What We Test For

Lab Testing

Each batch undergoes comprehensive third‑party testing including:

• Non-detectable THC (below 0.01% LOQ)
• Non-detectable CBD
• Terpene profile concentration verification
• Microbial screening
• Heavy metals analysis
• Pesticide screening

Certificate of Analysis (COA) available for each batch

Legal Information

Contains 0.0% THC and 0.0% CBD as confirmed by third‑party testing. Regulations vary by country; customers are responsible for local import rules. Not a controlled cannabis product.

Drug Test Guidance

Terpene‑only products are non‑psychoactive and do not contain THC/CBD. However, if you are subject to drug testing, consult your HR department or testing authority. We provide COAs for each batch for verification purposes.

Safety Notes

Not a medicinal product. Keep out of reach of children. Not for sale to minors where applicable. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Sourcing & Production

Ingredient Sourcing

• Food‑grade terpenes sourced from natural citrus, spice, and botanical origins
• Bakery ingredients sourced from certified suppliers
• Non-GMO ingredients where applicable

Manufacturing

• Made in a commercial bakery meeting HACCP food safety standards
• Small‑batch baking for consistency and quality control
• Batch coding for complete traceability

Packaging & Sustainability

• Recyclable packaging materials
• Minimal plastic usage
• Full supplier transparency available upon request

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will terpene cookies get me high?
A: No. These contain no THC or CBD. They are flavored with food-grade terpenes only and are completely non‑psychoactive.

Q: Will these show up on a drug test?
A: Terpenes alone will not cause a positive THC test. We publish COAs confirming non-detectable THC/CBD; if you face mandatory testing, check with your employer or testing authority.

Q: Are terpenes safe to eat?
A: Food-grade terpenes are used at safe flavor concentrations. Our suppliers and third‑party lab tests confirm food safety compliance. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult the ingredient list.

Q: How is this different from a THC edible?
A: THC edibles contain psychoactive cannabinoids and are regulated differently. Our cookies offer the flavor profile only—no intoxicating effects, legal in most regions where conventional food is sold.

Q: Can I bake with terpene flavorings?
A: Some terpenes are heat‑sensitive. Our cookies are formulated and baked to preserve signature flavor; pure terpene concentrates may require careful dosing and temperature control for home baking.

Q: Are these legal in my country?
A: Terpene-only foods are generally legal as conventional food products, but regulations vary. We recommend checking local food import rules. Our COA helps clarify non-cannabinoid status.

Q: Who is this product for?
A: Flavor enthusiasts, sober-curious adults, those seeking cannabis-inspired aroma without effects, gift buyers, culinary experimenters, and anyone curious about terpene flavors.

Q: How long do the flavors last?
A: Peak flavor is maintained for 14 days at room temperature when properly stored. Refrigeration can extend flavor quality up to 30 days.

Q: Can I eat multiple cookies safely?
A: Yes, from a safety perspective, as these contain no psychoactive compounds. However, they are rich cookies meant to be savored—we recommend starting with one to fully appreciate the complex flavor profile.

Lab Tested — 0.0% THC/CBD
Third‑party COA available per batch
Not intended to diagnose, treat, or prevent any disease. Keep out of reach of children.